I’ve thought more about communicating this message to a mass audience via gross blog more than any human should. Hours have been spent-stoned, reflecting on left turns of the day. Analyzing different aspects of creep-up techniques, gauging the risk of collision, picking my nose in a papasan chair. But I won’t bore you with the construction of my research, I won’t insult you with didactic diatribes about fiddling with your phone whilst driving. I give to you the nuts and bolts, the distilled essence of my findings, the-the cock and balls, if you will…
When turning left, do your best to give the person behind you at least A CHANCE of making the light as well.
“You know, we’re living in a SOCIETY.” – George Costanza (imgross influence #234)
You’ve made the conversion from XL to XXL
Your friends don’t find out that you’re “that fat” until they see you up on a ladder with your gut hanging out