Intermittent Windsheild Wipers

I’ve been driving for nearly 20 years and I still have not mastered the Intermittent wiper settings.  Always either too fast or too slow.  I just can’t do it.  I feel bad when I have passenger in the car and it’s lightly misting.  They must be in constant fear that I can’t see or I’m too distracted trying to locate the correct setting on the dial.  Or they’re just annoyed with the sound of wipers scraping the dry windshield.

Deion Sanders

Deion Sanders was sick. He was absolutely one of the most disgusting athletes of all time. And by “sick” and “disgusting” I mean “HE WAS FUCKING AWESOME!” I would suggest immediately searching “Deion Sanders Highlights” on your computer, but if you’re anything like me you’ll waste the next 3 hours of your life.

 

-Brohan