My brother recently pointed out to me the lack of skywriting these days. It always seemed like a bold way to get around a restraining order to me, but I’m sure it served some legitimate purposes in its heyday. I imagine the focus on chem trails from conspiracy nuts hasn’t helped. Plus, Assad is hogging all the Sarin gas, so supplies can’t be easy to come by.
imgross will be diligently looking into a cost-effective manner to advertise through the dying medium.
You brainwashed Joey, you son of bitch. But she got out of there, but not before they named their kid after the iPhone voice. Or maybe vice versa.
Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg should have used a few one liners to break the ice before these Senators raked him over the coals. A few suggestions from imgross:
- I’ve seen your internet search history, Senator.
- I just wanted to create a way to rank girls at Harvard.
- Do you like this tie? My wife bought me this tie. I don’t usually wear ties.
- Mr. Zuckerberg is my father. Please, call me Mark.
- Is it OK if I smoke?
Ron Howard Yawns Through Hallmark Movies
I’m going straight to Peter Francis Geraci. Worst case scenario I’ll have enough money left to pay my lawyer. This guy has been running ads once an hour on every local network for all non-primetime slots for at least 25 years. PFG, you win, you’ll be my bankruptcy guy.
Even Bob Rohrman thinks you’re over doing it.
I never saw ‘Gigli’. Does anyone have a copy of ‘Gigli’ I can borrow?
On this day in 1841, President WIlliam Henry Harrsion died after just one month in office. His doctor at the time believed he died of pneumonia. The prevailing rumor for most of history since was that he became sick after refusing to wear a jacket on his cold, rainy inauguration day on March 4, 1841. This has since been rejected by historians, as he is not documented to have shown symptoms until March 26. I can’t believe the remedies of the day like Castor Oil, Virginia Snakeweed and leeches weren’t able to cure him.
In 2014, after examining the notes of his personal doctor, a new theory has been widely accepted: Harrison died because the White House water supply was downstream from the public sewage system and he succumbed to septic shock. In other words, he drank the shit in the water in Washington D.C. Now that’s gross.
We Eventually Decided Noah Emmerich Should Dazzle A Yokel