5 Things I Wish Mark Zuckerberg Said While Testifying Before Congress

Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg should have used a few one liners to break the ice before these Senators raked him over the coals.  A few suggestions from imgross:

  1. I’ve seen your internet search history, Senator.
  2. I just wanted to create a way to rank girls at Harvard.
  3. Do you like this tie?  My wife bought me this tie.  I don’t usually wear ties.
  4. Mr. Zuckerberg is my father.  Please, call me Mark.
  5. Is it OK if I smoke?

Leave a Reply