You brainwashed Joey, you son of bitch. But she got out of there, but not before they named their kid after the iPhone voice. Or maybe vice versa.
I never saw ‘Gigli’. Does anyone have a copy of ‘Gigli’ I can borrow?
Frank Stallone is on the hot seat for calling David Hogg, Parkland High School shooting survivor and activist, a “rich little bitch” and a “pussy” on Saturday 3/31. Frank, an avid gun owner, does not agree with Hogg’s anti-gun positions.
Which admittedly is hilarious coming from Frank Stallone, the guy who plays a hobo singing around a fire-lit trash can in the movie “Rocky.”
But obviously, pretty harsh, especially directed towards a high schooler. Pick on someone your own size, right?
Although sucker punching a high school kid in the face does sound like fun….anyways back on track….
The only reason I really know about Frank Stallone, other than being Sly’s brother and a guy I use to prank call in college when I got his phone number from a radio station employee, is that Norm McDonald use to always blame stuff on him on SNL in the 90’s (Also Hilarious).
However, this is hardly out of the ordinary for Frank. Sly Stallone’s little brother isn’t afraid to speak his mind. Just check his Twitter account @Stallone. Frank Stallone issued an apology the next day, but no one really cares about that.
We all know Frank does think David Hogg is “a pussy,” and his apology is most likely insincere and just damage control.
But that’s kind of where we are at as a country. Frank Stallones and David Hoggs.
When I was a kid, I had the great fortune of being a participant in ‘The Bozo Show’. My team lost but we still went home with a set of ‘Uno’ cards and a Tengen ‘Double Dragon’ handheld game. Solid prizes.
The game I played involved passing a ball from your chin to your chest (no hands) to the next player. The first team down and back one.
I remember that they went for a line up with alternating male and female contestants. I also remember being relentlessly ridiculed by my brothers about how the gals on each side of were my ‘girlfriends’.
If they were my girlfriends, I’d like a chance to explain. I was six, and only knew how to call 911 and my grandma. Sorry girls. I’m such a typical man. I meant no disrespect.
Anyhow, still got ‘Double Dragon’ and I’m gonna grab some AA batteries and honor Bozo the only way I know how. Rest in Seltzer bottles my sweet clown.
Even in the picture she looks like she’s thinking, “I know what you’re up to, motherfucker.” And he’s thinking, “She knows what I’m up to. Motherfucker.”
Tiger seems to be back on his feet and we couldn’t be happier for him. She got $100 Million in the divorce and we couldn’t be happier for her too. All’s well that ends well I say.
The famed physicist, mathematician, and overall genius passed away yesterday at 76.
Our favorite quote of his:
If I had a time machine, I’d visit Marilyn Monroe in her prime or drop in on Galileo as he turned his telescope to the heavens.
Even he was conflicted. But we’re confident he’d make the right choice.
The nerd with the telescope can wait.