Mistaken Song Lyrics: ‘Drunk on a Plane’ by Dierks Bentley

Actual lyrics:

Buyin’ drinks for everybody
But the pilot, it’s a party

What I thought:

Buyin’ drinks for everybody
Fuck the pilot, it’s a party

 

Well shit.  I interpreted it as the pilot coming out of the cockpit after reaching cruising altitude saying, “Hey, what’s going on back here?”

And everybody who is getting loaded in the cabin being like, “Hey, fuck you, dad, why don’t you get back in there and fly the plane and leave us the hell alone?”

I guess it makes more sense that he wasn’t buying the pilot drinks because he had to fly the plane to Cancun.

The Loop Going Christian Really Fucks My Presets

97.9 sits almost exactly in the middle of my vehicle’s preset radio stations, that range from 87.7 to 107.5. The Loop converting to a Christian music station basically means I’d have to change a handful of presets to keep them in numerical order. Something I have neither the patience nor the will to do.

I guess I’ll have to find a station between 97.1 and 99.5 or start getting right with the Lord.