The 5 year marriage between Chuck and Tawny that lasted from 1997-2002, ended abruptly when she beat the shit out of him with a stiletto heel. Later during the divorce, she accused him of taking steroids and bragging about beating MLB’s drug testing (Who didn’t, right?) and also accused him of abusing drugs and alcohol. Chuck, however, took the high road and responded by saying, “I can’t believe she left out the crossdressing.”
Pitcher and Catcher are reporting to camps throughout Major League Spring Training today, and imgross has a bold prediction for this year’s AL Cy Young Award Winner:
You guessed it,
Bartolo Colon! Sure he’s in Texas Rangers camp on a minor league deal, but we got a feeling about this kid. If nothing else he’s winning a Grossy this year for Largest Jowls on a Pitcher over 40.
Today we honor the brief dalliance between Hall of Fame Second Baseman Roberto Alomar and model Maripily Rivera.
The quick highlights from their love affair:
- She vehemently defended Alomar in 2009 when an ex-girlfriend accused him of knowingly infecting her with HIV.
- A year later in divorce proceedings, Maripily accused him of the same thing!*
- It’s too bad they didn’t make it, because based on her physique I think they could have had one hell of a power hitter.
*IMPORTANT NOTE: No conclusive proof exist that Alomar has HIV
And happy belated birthday to Robbie! He turned 50 on Monday!
#54 will always have a special place in my heart. His election to the Pro Football Hall of Fame is well deserved and a justified reward for an exceptional career. Say what you will about his new career as the spokesman for “Restore,” at least he’s not out there trying to sell subtly implied boner pills like Frank Thomas.
25 Years Ago today