America’s (actually Canada’s) Sweetheart Pam Anderson and Motley Crue bad boy Drummer Tommy Lee may have been doomed from the start. Three years seems like an accomplishment considering the hepatitis and the sex tape. In any event, probably billions of people have seen them bone, so don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened.
Back in 2007, an acquaintance of mine claimed he was the DJ at the “Transformers” movie after party. He said that Shia LaBeouf was so drunk he had to be escorted out, but that wasn’t the highlight of the evening. He went on to claim that as he was out side smoking a cigarette, he saw today’s featured couple smoking what he believed to be crack cocaine together on the street. I would have called bullshit, if only it wasn’t so plausible.
Now sell me some Nacho Fries, Duhamel, you handsome son of a bitch!
Remember when “Stone Cold” Steve Austin was banging Debra McMichael during the WWE’s “Attitude Era” of professional wrestling?
You know who does remember? Debra’s ex-husband, Steve “Mango” McMichael, former 1985 Chicago Bears Super Bowl Champion,Ex-Profession Wrestler, and Meatball.
This Thursday is for Lovers reminds me of the time my Dad went to a bar in the Chicago suburbs where Steve McMichael was doing an autograph signing (Meatball) and my Dad’s buddy “Snotty” kept calling the bar and asking them to “Please page Steve Austin” over and over again.
And when the bar would page “Steve Austin” over the intercom, McMichael would look around like an asshole
I never saw ‘Gigli’. Does anyone have a copy of ‘Gigli’ I can borrow?
Even in the picture she looks like she’s thinking, “I know what you’re up to, motherfucker.” And he’s thinking, “She knows what I’m up to. Motherfucker.”
Tiger seems to be back on his feet and we couldn’t be happier for him. She got $100 Million in the divorce and we couldn’t be happier for her too. All’s well that ends well I say.