Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg should have used a few one liners to break the ice before these Senators raked him over the coals. A few suggestions from imgross:
- I’ve seen your internet search history, Senator.
- I just wanted to create a way to rank girls at Harvard.
- Do you like this tie? My wife bought me this tie. I don’t usually wear ties.
- Mr. Zuckerberg is my father. Please, call me Mark.
- Is it OK if I smoke?
Ron Howard Yawns Through Hallmark Movies
I wonder if he can still “Hammer Time”.
I got a little sad when I saw this Chris Sale t-shirt jersey priced to sell for $9.99 at Marshall’s the other day. It was a harsh reminder that the electric left-hander was gone forever.
However, I briefly clung to a glimmer of hope when I remembered that Rob Dibble had worn #49 in his brief tenure on the South Side.
Further investigation revealed that it was indeed a Chris Sale jersey. The sadness crept back in. I’d have paid double the asking price for Dibble.