Important Questions to ask After Falling Through a Chair

  1. How old is this chair?
  2. Does this place have termites?
  3. What have I eaten today?
  4. Am I injured?
  5. What happened in my life that led me to sitting down in this particular chair, in this particular moment, and led me to being too great a burden for it to fulfill its most basic function?

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