Is Jeff Bezos Jacked?

I was going to write something about how Bezos’ head is always completely shorn in photographs and it creeps me out, but then I saw this picture.  Dude looks like an action hero.  Or at least JK Simmons.  I guess if I had $100 Billion, I would want to get in really good shape so I could live longer and try to spend it all on comic books and candy.

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