Remember when “Stone Cold” Steve Austin was banging Debra McMichael during the WWE’s “Attitude Era” of professional wrestling?
You know who does remember? Debra’s ex-husband, Steve “Mango” McMichael, former 1985 Chicago Bears Super Bowl Champion,Ex-Profession Wrestler, and Meatball.
This Thursday is for Lovers reminds me of the time my Dad went to a bar in the Chicago suburbs where Steve McMichael was doing an autograph signing (Meatball) and my Dad’s buddy “Snotty” kept calling the bar and asking them to “Please page Steve Austin” over and over again.
And when the bar would page “Steve Austin” over the intercom, McMichael would look around like an asshole
My brother recently pointed out to me the lack of skywriting these days. It always seemed like a bold way to get around a restraining order to me, but I’m sure it served some legitimate purposes in its heyday. I imagine the focus on chem trails from conspiracy nuts hasn’t helped. Plus, Assad is hogging all the Sarin gas, so supplies can’t be easy to come by.
imgross will be diligently looking into a cost-effective manner to advertise through the dying medium.
Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg should have used a few one liners to break the ice before these Senators raked him over the coals. A few suggestions from imgross:
- I’ve seen your internet search history, Senator.
- I just wanted to create a way to rank girls at Harvard.
- Do you like this tie? My wife bought me this tie. I don’t usually wear ties.
- Mr. Zuckerberg is my father. Please, call me Mark.
- Is it OK if I smoke?
I’m going straight to Peter Francis Geraci. Worst case scenario I’ll have enough money left to pay my lawyer. This guy has been running ads once an hour on every local network for all non-primetime slots for at least 25 years. PFG, you win, you’ll be my bankruptcy guy.
Even Bob Rohrman thinks you’re over doing it.