Back in 2007, an acquaintance of mine claimed he was the DJ at the “Transformers” movie after party. He said that Shia LaBeouf was so drunk he had to be escorted out, but that wasn’t the highlight of the evening. He went on to claim that as he was out side smoking a cigarette, he saw today’s featured couple smoking what he believed to be crack cocaine together on the street. I would have called bullshit, if only it wasn’t so plausible.
Now sell me some Nacho Fries, Duhamel, you handsome son of a bitch!