Top 10 Sexually Suggestive Foods

1.  Bananas- Looks like a dick and is always usually used in health class to demonstrate the proper usage of a condom.
2.  Kielbasa Sausage- Looks lick a dick, its name is sausage, kielbasa is fun to say
3.  Watermelons- Slang term for tits and kinda looks like huge ones.
4.   Pepperoni-  Slang term for pronounced nipples.
5.  Oysters- considered an aphrodisiac
6.  Grapes- Have them fed to you by beautiful women
7.  Edible Underwear- I assume most consider this a food, it falls somewhere in the candy category, and especially because I eat it daily.
8.  Chicken Breast- obvious
9. Whipped Cream- put it on nipples, make a smiley face, lick it off, do a whip it, whatever
10. Avacados- I hear it makes your penis hard

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