Top 5 things I wish men of my peer group would stop doing

1. Wearing North Face jackets

2. Asking for “a free cup for water” at fast food restaurants

3. Cheering ridiculously intense for their college alma mater’s sports teams

4. Wearing straight brim hats with stickers on them

5. Having “5 O’ Clock Shadow Beards” everyday of their lives. Or as Alec would say “George Michael Beard.”


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